If I'm going to tell this story properly, then I have to start with the first serious relationship. The one that gave me the best title I've ever had. Mum. I was eighteen. Which obviously meant I knew absolutely everything about life. Because don't we all at eighteen? I met a guy. We fell in love. Or at least, we fell into what I understood love to be at that age. I was young. He was young. And at that age you don't necessarily think about where a relationship is going in ten